Stuck In The Middle

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight. 
I got a feeling that something ain't right.
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 
and I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs.

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, 
here am I stuck in the middle with you.

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you 
and I'm wondering what it is I should do.
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
losing control, I'm all over the place.

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, 
here am I stuck in the middle with you.

Well, you started off with nothing 
and you're proud that you're a self-made man.
And your friends they all come crawling, 
slap you on the back and say, please, please.

Stuck in the middle with you 
and I'm wondering what it is I should do.
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? 
I don't think that I can take it anymore.

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, 
here am I stuck in the middle with you.

Well, you started off with nothing 
and you're proud that you're a self-made man.
And your friends they all come crawling, 
slap you on the back and say, please, please.

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight. 
I got a feeling that something ain't right.
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 
and I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs.

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, 
here am I stuck in the middle with you.